Eggbune, Mary Pennington
(pronounced Egg-boo-nay, but really it’s better if you shout it, i.e. “Eggbuuuneeeeee!!!”)

one-half goose egg, tissue paper, glue, cotton, and DAS modeling material
Mary Pennington has grown ever more gray hairs these past eight months by studying, writing lesson plans, student teaching and taking Praxis exams. She has dreams of gainful employment as an art teacher in the years to come.